conor-cymex:

mydogsnokes:

i will not buy flowers for a girl because flowers are stupid and worthless and they die like really fast. get a girl a rock. rocks are strong. rocks don’t die after 2 days

diamond

the word you’re looking for is diamond

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galaxys4:

smh people havin sex before losing their virginity….

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equisollux:

beatnikgarbageartist:

nightlifemingus:

beatnikgarbageartist:

nightlifemingus:

beatnikgarbageartist:

nightlifemingus:

beatnikgarbageartist:

nightlifemingus:

thanks bro, you’re 

too

thanks dude, you know 

dang man this post just got really

 

yr right we should have set the rules to one joke

you realize this means 

oh it’s

this time you’ve gone too

, too far

sorry,  didn’t realize you weren’t having fun, bro

cause i’m having a

I think all of you guys are 

boygrimlark:

scout-ebubbles:

docot:

freddybenson:

leovaldezstyle:

freddybenson:

A

B

C

the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours

D

E

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